This is a small repository of college
humor. Yes, I said college humor, which signifies that
sometimes it is sophomoric, inane, or just plain stupid
(but not all of it is). Read at your own
discretion...
If you have ever been turned down for
admission by a college or university, it might have been
because your essay was sub-par. If you feel that was the
case, you might want to read this particular
college application essay (of course, your
parents might have been responsible). Then again,
English is a
crazy language.
If you already are in college,
and you're having a tough time of it studying for
finals, this
letter might put things in perspective (in addition,
you might want to compare the typical
MIT student's views to your own). Also remember that
professors are often
trickier than you are (and don't forget the college
academic structure). Then again, you might be going
to a college with students of questionable
intelligence... try reading these accounts of the
history of the world, according to various
student bloopers. Various other works of
"irrefutable" logic have been written, like the
Darksucker theory, the
shit list, one definition of
tape trees, a study on
twinkies, and another student's
view of physics, sex, and religion. Some students
spend their time creating
80's tests, while others wax inventive on their
thermodynamics finals.
Of course, no college humor is complete
without some sort of sexual jokes (this is just a fact
of college life and maturity levels... :^P). Common
contributions (or detriments) include lists of
sorority jokes (and just to be fair, here are some
stupid men jokes), information about
condoms, comparisons between the
Internet and a penis (for the computer savvy)...
Occasionally some college student will
have a bright idea and decide that a person's sex life
is linked to their favorite
color; not that this is particularly true, but their
predictions are often amusing. Some enterprising
students once measured the
caloric output of sexual acts; others were content
with just listing how each
profession did the sex act. This is how college
students view their
old age, as well...
If you actually read any of the above
articles, then you obviously realize the maturity level
of some college students. It's not much better than
what children think of love.
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